1. ladystilts:


    Relationship goals.


    (Source: apriki, via paraadoxx)

  2. nosdrinker:

    free him

    (Source: awwww-cute, via colecciono-planetas)

  3. (Source: rarexcandy, via whyallcaps)

  4. inhalethegoodvibes:

    this blows my mind. all of that is water, like holy fuck thats a lot of fucking water.

    (Source: randy-p-martin, via sombr-e)


  9. kittycatclaws473:

    Family: *insults my weight*
    Family: *insults my interests*
    Family: *insults my friends*
    Family: *insults my music*
    Family: *judges me constantly*
    Family: you’re being so rude why aren’t you spending time with us

    (via precopeo)

  10. (via om-prema)

  11. tgifreitag:


    This is the best thing I have seen all day

    well this is going on repeat

    (Source: captainstormwind, via dishevelment)

  12. adamgoldberg:

    a few minutes ago. 


  13. observando:

    Mr. an Mrs. Smith had a wonderful life.
    They were a normal, happy husband and wife.
    One day they got news that made Mr. Smith glad.
    Mrs. Smith would would be a mom
    which would make him the dad!
    But something was wrong with their bundle of joy.
    It wasn’t human at all,
    it was a robot boy!
    He wasn’t…

  14. (Source: scanis, via melanieglz)


  15. "Our bodies could be skin on skin and I’d still pull you closer."

    (Source: n4ughty-y, via sombr-e)